Zoe: How many eggs are in an egg carton?

Me: A dozen.

Zoe: How many is a dozen?

Little did I know she was about to ask me one of my least favorite things — a word math problem.

Zoe: If I had 15 chickens and each chicken laid one egg a day for a month, how many egg cartons would I need?

(And then she threw a zinger at me.)

AND have two eggs left.

What?!

First of all, I don’t even know if it’s a 28 day, 30 day, or 31 day month. And then she wants to have two eggs left over.

Whose kid do I have??