My kid, the farmer, is away at camp all week and she’s left me in charge of her farm on my iPad. I was given specific instructions on when to water her rice: on Monday and Thursday. And that I can only sell two animals at a time, although I’m not sure where to go to sell the animals.

Instead I’m going to give them all a bubble bath and dry them off using the good towels. Then we are ordering pizza and watching movies. Perhaps The Sound of Moooo-sic. I might even teach the Duck how to type.