1. I have asphalt in my mailbox.
  2. Skyler’s ashes are in a small plastic box, which is inside a purple gift bag, which is sitting on my dresser.
  3. I don’t know what to do with them.
  4. Here’s the thing with my new floors, I see every single piece of dust/hair that’s on them.
  5. If you thought I was OCD with carpet and vacuuming — now I’m sweeping first AND THEN I’m vacuuming. A lot.
  6. I have seven empty bottles on my kitchen counter: 3 beer, 3 wine, 1 milk.
  7. I love the voice control on my new iPhone! It’s brilliant!
  8. Except for when I’m trying to play a song by Keith Urban and it’s calling my friend Erica instead. Hi Erica!
  9. Tonight I got suckered at the checkout at the grocery store. I caved and bought Cooking Light for the pizza on the cover.
  10. And then I found it has cumin and paprika in the sauce. Blech.
  11. Tomorrow is wine club and guess who is in charge of buying SEVEN bottles of wine? Moi!
  12. Top Chef: I’m thinking that Jen or Kevin will win, or one of the brothers.
  13. If I could wear yoga pants every day I’d be happy.