1. I’ve got the weekend all to myself.
  2. My husband and daughter are going to Rhinelander to help my in-laws with their auction.
  3. They aren’t taking the puppy.
  4. I can’t go because of the puppy.
  5. If I board her then all of my house training will be for nothing.
  6. This means that I could have had the entire house to myself to lay around and do nothing if I wouldn’t have accidentally gotten a puppy.
  7. There was so much potential!
  8. And now my weekend all to myself will be sandwiched between really long walks with my dogs.
  9. And saying ‘Josie no!’ a zillion times.
  10. I think I deserve a massage.
  11. And then a double feature at the movies.
  12. Chick flicks for sure.
  13. And a HUGE bowl of ice cream after every meal.