My husband works downtown and during his lunch hour he walks to the downtown YMCA to work out. He’s in a corporate job, and while he doesn’t have to wear a suit and a tie, he does have to look presentable. Yesterday he went to the YMCA, worked out, and when he came back to his locker he found it was completely empty. Not a thing in it.
Now, if you’ve ever met my husband you will agree with me when I say that he is high strung. His glass is rarely half full, and if you press him he will tell you that his glass is not only empty, it’s shattered into bits and pieces and you’ll never be able to fill his glass again.
I can only imagine the freaking out that was going on while he paced the men’s locker room, trying to determine just where his clothes were. And how he was going to spend the rest of his day at work in his sweaty shorts and t-shirt. Somewhere in his thought process he came to this: Why would someone steal his underwear?
When the locker room attendant came along with a master key he found his clothes were actually in the next locker over. It seems that he put his stuff in an open locker, just assuming it was the locker he had a key for.
Oops.
I can’t believe that he wasn’t freaking out about the fact that someone had his wallet also. Or does he keep that with him while he exercises???? I can just see him losing his cool.
It’s those damn fruit of the loom wearers striking again.
Your husband obviously has Haines. You can’t kill those suckers. I just threw a bunch of Haines away. They were perfectly good after 10 years.
If I had known I would have saved them and mailed them to your husband.
Fruit of the loom….after about a month you need suspenders to hold them up. bad elastic.
Yes…I would do something like that too, I fear
(except I wouldn’t be in a gym!)
My daughter is the same way. She refuses to stay calm and think things through. She gets upset RIGHT NOW!
(sorry to your hubby if he sees this)
{Mingle}
Sounds totally like something I would do. Hilarious!